Another Six-Up Story?...

My ancient Uncle Mort— with razor-sharp memory of the long ago but dullard-like on yesterday—has a mind recently clouded with “what if’s” concerning the World Cup. This is surprising, since he doesn’t know a soccer ball from Cinderella’s ball. He barely knows that World Cup has “kicked off” in Qatar. He’s apologetic for “punning along” with a reference to “kick-off,” not knowing if they even…