When I was little, they called me accident prone.
Exhibits A-F:
“Worst lateral break of a big toe” the doctor had ever seen, age 12.
Sat on a lava-filled curling iron with a bare butt, age 13.
Stitches from running over butter knife with lawn mower, age 13.
Badly burned leg from mini bike exhaust pipe, age 13.
Actually hit by a mot...