They are to be commended—the “big box” store planners—for the many “edges” they’ve honed to make it to the ladder’s top for in-store shopping.
Who would have guessed their modus operandi would feature vendors lined up like carnival barkers soon after shoppers have shown their credit card IDs for entry?
Patrons truly haven’t “rolled” very far before the “pitches” begin. We may have entered with…