Get ready to have your microwave clock blinking the wrong time for the next 8 months because you can’t find the user manual. Luckily, my car does it automatically now. Since I only had to change the clock on the old one twice a year, it usually took up to a good half hour to figure it out each time. I’m way too stubborn to look it up in the book. Oh no, that would be entirely too easy. Please…