Since when do I feel the freedom to “lump” more kinfolks into the bin already spilling over with “weshould- have-known-better” contents? Regrettably, we must make room for one more—my wife’s cousin.Paula Ward—wedded to Jason Ward of Christchurch, New Zealand, 13 years ago—is a native Texan. The couple resides in his homeland, almost halfway around the globe where he’s a...