Views from Around the Panhandle

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A friend sent me a list with the explanation that most of older Americans were “home schooled.” After reading through the list, I have to agree that I too was “home schooled,” because I heard my parents utter every one of those things while growing up. Enjoy the read!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My father taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why!”




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